frank
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Post by frank on Jul 24, 2022 3:18:02 GMT -4
I'm Frank, the other guy is Hank
Join us Friday's at 80 as we dive deep into Fairhaven's own special brand of pop culture weirdness
Dark Shop(pe) Pilot
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Post by Daria Noirwood on Jul 26, 2022 16:49:56 GMT -4
Shame.
That looked like a decent mug
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Post by bubba on Feb 7, 2023 8:38:00 GMT -4
What rare wares will you and Hank hawk on this week's show?
Because there's only one more square left to punch on my Frequent Dark Shopper Carde, Frank.
To boot, for what outré goods (or evils) might one redeem a loaded Frequent Dark Shopper Carde?
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Post by frank on Feb 9, 2023 6:09:08 GMT -4
What rare wares will you and Hank hawk on this week's show? Because there's only one more square left to punch on my Frequent Dark Shopper Carde, Frank. To boot, for what outré goods (or evils) might one redeem a loaded Frequent Dark Shopper Carde? Boy howdy this week's show is jam packed. Hank will be talking to Fairhaven's artist in residence this upcoming Spring, 0MEGA Alisha. Alisha will bring her unique blend of Outside Art to the Fairhaven Library Gallery fresh from a run of successful shows in Vancouver and Toronto. I'll be continuing my ongoing exploration of classic and contemporary Jazz with my buddy Nathan from the Breakfast Nook |
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Post by frank on Feb 9, 2023 6:53:16 GMT -4
To boot, for what outré goods (or evils) might one redeem a loaded Frequent Dark Shopper Carde? That's a good question, we're still waiting for this year's Dark Shoppe Shirts to come back from the screen printer in Hartford. I think we have a few spares of last year's design (Frank and Hank 10 Years Strong) as well as some mixtapes from our friends in Slik Toxic and CHARON. |
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Post by bubba on Feb 17, 2023 19:57:25 GMT -4
Hey frank, I heard tell you and Hank are starting up a "Secret Shopper" program for the Dark Shoppe. How does that work? As far as I can tell you only have one storefront and only the two o' y'all work there.
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Post by frank on Feb 27, 2023 6:48:39 GMT -4
"As far as I can tell you only have one storefront and only the two o' y'all work there." Hmm, I don't know if I should be saying this but you seem the trustworthy sort bubba. Head out to the old Flea Market near the i95 exit on the next full moon. Take a closer look at the back of your loyalty card when you get there. You might find something interesting |
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Post by bubba on Feb 27, 2023 8:24:31 GMT -4
Hmm. I don't know if I should be saying this, but you seem the trustworthy sort, bubba. Head out to the old Flea Market near the I-95 Exit on the next full moon. Take a closer look at the back of your loyalty card when you get there. You might find something interesting. Awwww, frank. Are you larking, brother? 'Cuz all we get in Fairhaven are full moons. Our Station Manager, the Right Reverend J. Royale, even makes a point of saying, " This damn full moon will not quit," every time we hear from him/her/them. Doc and I will head out to the Old Flea Market, tonight. 'Tho I swear by The Funk's mauve titties, this better not be some scam to invalidate my Frequent Dark Shopper Carde. If we get off I-95, read the back of the card and moonlight reveals some fine print like " Unlawfully trespassing in flea markets after sunset renders null & void any value ascribed to this card," then my disappointment will know no bounds. As for Doc Christophoros, well... that man is just constantly simmering with wayward passions. Tennessee Williams would have said there's a " Battle of Angels" aroar or arage in Doc, so let's make Añjali Mudrā and say a prayer for the wild at heart kept in cages. |
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Post by bubba on Feb 28, 2023 8:19:33 GMT -4
'Aight, frank. That was pretty funny.
... And Doc thanks you for the mezcal-lime-salt THC lollipop with that special GMO Comadia redtenbacheri larva cast within it. For about the next twelve hours, we tested the feathery moth antennae Doc believed had sprouted from his big Greek noggin. In the pitch dark, he caught everything I threw at his head and successfully ran the maze of vendor stalls with nary a stumble or collision. However, if stealth was to be a criterion, then his constant chirruping, chortling, and giggling marks down our results.
In short, the science works.
Where do we get more of these suckers?
"OrbisTertiusGmbH::20251030::92318XTEC" was printed on the cellophane wrapper, but that's hardly a brand name one can trust (or even request.)
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