Post by bubba on Aug 16, 2023 16:13:22 GMT -4
Hey, this one is a tale as old as modern refrigeration, a classic mystery of food disappearing from the employee break room.
In our shared refrigerator, there was a vintage, avocado green Tupperware container with the old sunburst style lid. Very distinctive. I would like it back. Please return it. No questions asked. Just leave it in the break room sink.
There is one more thing, tho'... My Tupperware contained a hefty serving/dose of some real South Georgia rootwork: a very special Miyan Kuka soup.
If you consumed my Miyan Kuka soup supper, then you might have an astral doppelgänger wandering the good green Earth (somewhere) until the soup works its way through your body and soul. This doppelgänger ain't your astral self, rather a double of your astral self that is NOT tethered to your corporeal form. It's got a will of its own and it will make mischief to entertain itself. (Unless you know how to bind it, like I do.)
Having twin astral selves can result in listlessness, feelings of divided attention, trouble focusing, sensations/experiences/memories from somewhere else, and some wild-ass paternity problems. Yeah, no matter what your gender, sex, or orientation, your astral doppelgänger might knock-up an unsuspecting virgin. This has happened in at least one, very well documented case. There are dozens of lesser known cases, and the offspring always stir up trouble.
My recipe has secret ingredients, but, if any o' y'all want a taste o' Miyan Kuka soup, here are two less complicated versions: