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Post by frank on Aug 1, 2022 7:59:05 GMT -4
Folks, I need your help wrapping my head around this note. I found it folded up and jammed under the windshield wiper of my car when I left the station on Saturday. There's no name, no identifying marks. I can't tell if the spelling is intentionally poor or whether this was written by someone / something who is not a native English speaker. It looks to me like this is half a complete text, or maybe some sort of cypher. My best guess on what the text says is Spellshave no vote have an anti-vote 99% spite not paying for any of it set divinity against divinity
smarter & harder without use undecipherable per person x 6.2 billion world fed, clothed, housed without best option instead
divinities do better without make milk not spells spells, wills, wishes etc to factor ..Attachments:
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Post by Daria Noirwood on Aug 2, 2022 21:37:06 GMT -4
Huh - that's bizarre - can't make heads or tails of it. As the note says "Undecipherable" - did you try to Hardy Boys it and hold it up to a warm lightbulb?
I'd count Indigo Frosty out - the only thing he leaves on windshields are flyers for when he opens at the Fairhaven Laughter Hut.
I mean the poor spelling has a definite "Dear Boss" misdirection to it. But the "AE" in for "paying" has a whiff of The Gas Farm Crone to it.
And by whiff - I mean she's probably been guzzling the Toilet Duck again
*dismissive eyeroll*
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Post by frank on Aug 3, 2022 7:07:06 GMT -4
The opening statement "have no vote / have an anti-vote" had me worried this was going to be some sovereign citizen nonsense or some similar Libertarian political rubbish. But it definitely does get weirder and more confusing. Can you explain the "Dear Boss" misdirection. That's a Jack the Ripper thing isn't it? What do you think Milk could be a metaphor for? Attachments:
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Post by Daria Noirwood on Aug 9, 2022 21:49:15 GMT -4
Yeah - "Dear Boss" and ol Saucy Jack Depending on how you peg as being poxy with penchant for the doxy - the "Dear Boss" letters can be a big misdirection. Someone went to great lengths to pepper in some questionable literate misspellings and yet forgot to cloak their decent penmanship Sure Saucy Jacky could have taken the better part of the day to carefully calligraph his missives but we all know then the blood gets thick. Looks to me like someone got tired of comic sans and tried to force their own font of mystery "Yours truly, Jack the Ripper" style. The writing seems carefully staged as for the meaning... *shrug* As for Milk I did turn this little number up Seems like someone else picks bovine over bewitchment  |
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Post by frank on Aug 10, 2022 8:19:36 GMT -4
As for Milk I did turn this little number up Seems like someone else picks bovine over bewitchment View AttachmentThat seems like some sort of Reagan-era Evangelist pamphlet that would've come out during the height of the Satanic Panic. All those faces of missing kids on milk cartons are all victims of Satanic Abuse or something like that. I wonder if they'd have a copy at the library? |
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Post by Daria Noirwood on Aug 12, 2022 11:19:45 GMT -4
I think oddly enough it was on Amazon - they'll sell anything it seems
Even Anti-zine Zines
Perhaps your note was the Jehovah Witnesses trying a new tact
*dry smirk*
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Post by frank on Aug 13, 2022 19:35:45 GMT -4
Maybe they're talking about of the old Moloko, the Milk Plus, to get the Black Eyed Kids and Droogs of Fairhaven all sharp for a night of a bit of the Old Ultra Violent (eerie Wendy Carlos tones intensify) Attachments:
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Post by Daria Noirwood on Aug 31, 2022 10:53:04 GMT -4
It's never a dose of the ol Ultra Kindness, is it? *dry snicker*  |
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Post by frank on Sept 4, 2022 5:19:40 GMT -4
It's never a dose of the ol Ultra Kindness, is it? *dry snicker* View AttachmentSadly, the Milk of Kindness soured in the Brutal Fairhaven summer heat The icy embrace of winter will be on us before we know it |
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Post by bubba on Mar 18, 2023 10:00:57 GMT -4
With two alleged "mooncalf" births occurring recently in Fairhaven, Doc suspects the perpetual full moons over Fairhaven wreak havoc on mammalian gestation. The pair o' dairy farmers claiming mooncalf births in their respective herds did have milk products from the mothers; they had made cheese from the nanny goat's milk and ice cream from the cow's milk. Doc sampled both, but to no ill effect other than claiming an acute ability to detect "Lycanthropy infections."
Doc sometimes pops off wild, tho'... We bought a lot of the cheese and ice cream if anyone else wants to test these mooncalf-mama milk products?
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