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Post by bubba on Aug 22, 2023 10:53:11 GMT -4
The Bobby Lees' "Guttermilk" cheese won the Best-In-Show Blue Ribbon at the Fairhaven Fair. Serve it with Strange Slim Jim's "Rat-Ass Soppressata" and Cabbage Patch Kid Nursery's "Young Kimchee" for an impressive and delicious late-summer picnic charcuterie!
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Post by bubba on Aug 23, 2023 11:08:28 GMT -4
Shannon & Clams harken'd to a call from the sea, then followed it to the "Godstone."
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Post by bubba on Aug 24, 2023 11:29:45 GMT -4
Butthole Surfers want to spice up your life with a little "Pepper."
"I don't mind the sun sometimes, The images it shows. I can taste you on my lips, And smell you in my clothes. Cinnamon and sugary And softly spoken lies. You never know just how you look Through other people's eyes."
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Post by bubba on Aug 25, 2023 10:25:39 GMT -4
Marina asks, "Are You Satisfied?" Are you satisfied with an average life, Weird Hero?
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Post by bubba on Aug 26, 2023 14:32:32 GMT -4
Liz Lawrence laments "None Of My Friends" are OK...
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Post by bubba on Aug 27, 2023 10:14:03 GMT -4
Skating Polly wants to crown you "Hickey King."
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Post by bubba on Aug 28, 2023 15:18:14 GMT -4
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Post by bubba on Aug 29, 2023 9:05:43 GMT -4
ZAND prays that you finally get "Religion."
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Post by bubba on Aug 30, 2023 10:25:25 GMT -4
Happy Frankenstein Day! Let us celebrate what would have been the 226th birthday of Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley, born on 30. August 1797. Prior to her birthday in the summer of 1816, she stitched together the fervid Gothic tragedy of Doktor Victor von Frankenstein, then electrified it with Galvanism into a new genre of speculative storytelling now known as Science Fiction.
Mary's light shines so bright in the darkness...
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Post by bubba on Aug 31, 2023 11:25:20 GMT -4
Whitey tries to "Count Those Freaks," but he can only say that we're completely outnumbered.
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Post by bubba on Sept 1, 2023 8:06:54 GMT -4
Kick The Robot hopes your Friday shows you a "Supermassive Automatic" time.
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Post by bubba on Sept 2, 2023 10:05:17 GMT -4
At some late-summer basement punk show, Ho99o9 challenges you to "Knuckle Up".
Feel the noise; get in the pit; get sweaty...
"...And let me see you mosh. Let the bodies hit the floor, And let me see you mosh Til your fucking head explodes!"
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Post by bubba on Sept 3, 2023 10:40:30 GMT -4
Republican Hair swears you're "Chaotic Good," but I dunno... Chaotic Neutral? The Alignment of Borderline-Personality-Disorder-afflicted strippers?
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Post by bubba on Sept 4, 2023 8:46:28 GMT -4
Toss a bone to Firewater's "Three-Legged Dog."
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Post by bubba on Sept 5, 2023 10:04:24 GMT -4
All Them Witches shush you, hissing "Hush, I'm On TV."
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